Humour

Wear a helmet when cycling in a large city!

by Ron Foreman January 26, 2009 Cycling

I did this short film as part of a film course at Ryerson University in 2005.

Present day joke in China

by Ron Foreman December 13, 2008 Humour

(from the film ‘Up the Yangtze’) The American President and the Chinese President are driving in the back of a limousine when they come to a fork in the road. One choice is left, the other right. The US President says we have to go right. The Chinese President says we can go right but [...]

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The Newfoundland Fisherman

by Ron Foreman December 5, 2007 Careers

A boat was docked in a tiny Newfoundland fishing village. A tourist from Toronto complimented the Newfie fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. ‘Not very long,’ answered the Newfie. ‘But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?’ asked the Torontonian. The [...]

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I OWE MY MOTHER

by Ron Foreman January 23, 2007 Humour

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m [...]

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Political Science for Dummies

by Ron Foreman January 23, 2007 Humour

Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his [...]

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